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Wednesday   8 /28 /2002


Tongue Twister

   Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said “NO,” and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.Riddles<263B>A coin has the word “YES” printed plainly on one side and “NO” on the other. What question will always be answered truthfully if the coin is flipped?

  <263B>A man went for a walk in the woods and he got something. He sat down to look for it. But he couldn’t find it so he had to take it home with him. What was it?JokesRichard: Would you punish someone for something he didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not.Richard: That’s good. I didn’t do my homework last night. Traffic policeman: When I saw you driving down the road, lady, I said to myself, “sixty at least.”Lady driver: Oh, no, officer. It’s just the hat that makes me look older.

  Anwers to Test of the Week1. A 2. B 3. A 4. A 5. B 6. A 7. B 8. A 9. A 10. B

  

  

  

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