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Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside
stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside
answered Mr. Inside from inside and told Mr. Inside to come
inside. Mr. Inside said “NO,” and told Mr. Outside to come
outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and
outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, both
Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the
riverside.Riddles<263B>A coin has the word “YES” printed
plainly on one side and “NO” on the other. What question will
always be answered truthfully if the coin is flipped?
<263B>A man went for a walk in the woods and he got
something. He sat down to look for it. But he couldn’t find it
so he had to take it home with him. What was it?JokesRichard:
Would you punish someone for something he didn’t do?Teacher:
Of course not.Richard: That’s good. I didn’t do my homework
last night. Traffic policeman: When I saw you driving down the
road, lady, I said to myself, “sixty at least.”Lady driver:
Oh, no, officer. It’s just the hat that makes me look older.
Anwers to Test of the Week1. A 2. B 3. A 4. A 5. B 6. A
7. B 8. A 9. A 10. B
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