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Humours
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Supplement page 3, Jan 8
Boss: If Mr Jones comes in to see me today, tell him I'm out.
Receptionist: Yes, sir.
Boss: And don't let him catch you doing any work, or he won't believe you.
An old lady from the country visited her rich grandson in a big city. He took her to his luxuriously furnished 50th-storey flat and showed her around. "Well, Granny," He asked, "what do you think of my flat?"
"Never have to worry about floods," answered the old lady.
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