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An ill-fortuned patient
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Wu Yan
A GUY I know named John went to a dentist, who afterwards pulled a tooth out. But the dentist was careless dropped the extracted tooth down John's throat. Then the dentist said: "I'm so sorry. But I can't treat you anymore, because your current condition is beyond me."
John went to a throat specialist who, after an examination, turned him away by saying that his tooth had gone down deeper. Referred to a stomach specialist, John was given an X-ray. But the doctor apologized and said he could be of no help because the tooth was already somewhere in his intestines.
John was referred to yet another specialist, and another X-ray was made. The doctor, however, said he had seen nothing wrong and that he believed the tooth had gone still further down and recommended a proctologist. At the proctologist's clinic, the doctor, peeking up John's rear end, was so astounded that he exclaimed: "You have a tooth growing here -- you should go see a dentist!"
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