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Humours
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A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays. During the party, a fairy appeared. "Because you have been such a loving couple all these years, I will grant you each one wish," said the fairy.
"I'd like to travel round the world," said the wife. The fairy waved her wand (魔杖) and boom! The wife had an airline ticket in her hand.
Then it was the husband's turn. "Well," he said shyly after pausing for a moment, "I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."With this, the fairy waved her wand and boom! He was 90 years old.
At the end of his lecture to a group of young recruits, the legendary paratrooper (伞兵) asked for questions. A hand shot up. "What made you decide to make that first jump, sir?" asked one recruit.
"A plane at 18,000 feet with three dead engines," replied the paratrooper.
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