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Humours
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A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes," was the answer, "she is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon," the man said. "Of course her voice isn't bad, but the song is very bad. I wondered who wrote that awful song?"
"I did," was the answer.
"Just why do you want a married man to work for you, rather than a bachelor?" asked the curious chap.
"Well," sighed the boss, "the married men don't get so upset if I yell at them."
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man; he had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I have the money."
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